Bodyguards

Bodyguards are necessary for the type of Villain incapable of defending themselves. They can come in dozens of disposable Guards or a single, powerful Bodyguard. Even highly powerful Villains could use Bodyguards, as they can also get Coffee.

Why you need them

 * They'll take a bullet for you.
 * They'll take a knife for you.
 * They'll get you great Coffee/ Beer/ Cola/ Blood.
 * They can execute snivelling minions if you don't want to.
 * They make you look kick-ass.
 * They are pretty good at civilian genocide.

Spine-Choke
Garrod O'Connor was a U.S. Veteran from Iraq who had been abandoned by his squad when his Humvee had collapsed on him, shattering his spine. He had survived drinking muddy water, and upon escaping had he had a metal spine implanted in him. He had begun working out until he became a mini-Hulk, and killed his three betraying comrades by ripping out their spines and choking them with them. He wears steel armour and is armed with a larger version of the Desert Eagle.

Agent Smith
A Bodyguard to the Matrix Programme who has extraordinary speed and strength who can dodge bullets and is armed with a Desert Eagle, and can make multiple copies of himself, and absorb others power. He guards the entire Matrix Programme until being realised. Rumours say you can still download him from iTunes for $499.99 per copy.

The Ninja
An Ancient Ninja who is honour-bound to defend whoever pays him the most gold. Armed with a Samuraii Sword, Death Stars and uses shadows to fight and kill.

Classic
Classic Bodyguards in suits and glasses that defend whoever pays them the most.

Private Militaries
Soldiers for sale that fight and defend whoever pays the most, and are armed with Assault Rifles, pistols and knives.

Robots
Mindless Machines armed with Rockets and Mini-Guns that will take bullets for you and still get up to fight another day.